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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

ADVICE TO MEN ABOUT THEIR PREGNANT WIVES...


Men, today I want us to discuss about PREGNANCY.
Do you know that certain things you do when your wife is pregnant actually contributes to state of health of the mother and unborn child?

Listen, it bothers me a lot when I see men showing no concern to their pregnant wife or fail to adjust to some temporary changes.
It's just 9 months, not like it's forever. Pregnancy is not bought in the market, neither is it a software downloaded from the internet. It's a seed planted by you germinating. There has to be a carrier of that seed while it grows, and women have been given the responsibility to carry it.


Saturday, June 3, 2017

MARRIAGE


Look, It's okay to have a job that keeps you busy all the time, or work in a place where you're not allowed to have your phone with you,  it's totally okay, and your partner will have to understand that most of the time you can't call or really communicate during working hours, until the end of the day.  But imagine this:

Imagine if i get a good morning call from you at 7am, when i know you resume for work at 8?

Imagine if you take some minutes to call me on your lunch break to find out how my day was going?


Friday, June 2, 2017

PLEASE READ



If you think you're in a godly relationship because you two haven't had sex, don't get excited yet, let me show you a higher dimension of godly relationship, yours is still writing Jamb;

Last weekend I planned to attend a singles party with a friend of mine at a local park on the mainland, it was supposed to be the boys day out, we had planned to go to the party pretending to be single ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ, you know, just to have fun and catch that 'am single feeling' again, but you know women, his girlfriend insisted she must tag along, boo cannot be going to a singles hangout alone when she's bored doing nothing at home, that was how the whole plan crashed. Sadly! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

On the way his car broke down just as we were about to climb the Lagos third mainland bridge, something that looked like a plug problem, after many attempts to sort it out we managed to push it into a safe corner and took the bus, this party must not pass us ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ.


Monday, May 29, 2017

LADIES


LADIES!!!
Its better to date a guy who will waste your lipstick ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹with kisses, than dating a guy who will waste your mascara with tears๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ... Maturity is when your girlfriend is shouting๐Ÿ˜ฌand nagging at you,๐Ÿ˜and you move close to her, kiss her forehead and say" babe i am sorry๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™. A real guy don't wait for his girlfriend to ask for ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ท or ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽbefore he gives it to her. You treat her like a rag,⬛ she met another guy that
treats her like a queen ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ‘ฐand you called it cheating.๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘บ
YOU DEY MAD infact CRAZE dey ur head ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น.
The girl you dumped๐Ÿผ,another guy will date her even marry her๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธVise Versa . All na second hand๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ. A real man never stops trying to show his girlfriend how much he loves❤her even after he has gotten her.๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘ALWAYS TREASURE WHAT YOU HAVE..
True or false!
Drop ur comments

Saturday, May 27, 2017

100% FACTS ONLY


1. If you are SINGLE and keep on saying "I DON'T TRUST MEN OR WOMEN!" Remember your mates are getting married every Saturday. Let me ask you, are they marrying
spirits? Wise up!
2. If you are MARRIED and keep saying "I HATE THIS MARRIAGE!" OK! Is it not married people like you that
are celebrating Gold, Silver and even Platinum jubilee?

Thursday, May 25, 2017

WOMEN AND HOUSEMAID


Many families treat their housemaid this way mostly women. But the question here is, is it not the same 9 months that they carried their own Gold and Diamond children the mother of the housemaid carried her own child or is it because they are poor? May God Almighty pay families like this back with soul and pain.  God please always be there for poor. No one knows tomorrow......
 By Ifeanyi Aniekwe (dgeneral)

MEN WILL BE MEN



One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes.

TOUCHING STORY


A man wanted to get married, but he didn't know whom to marry. So he prayed to God that God should open his eyes or should reveal to him whom to marry. After the prayer, God showed him a poor blind woman in his church, and told him to marry the blind woman. The man refused and still went back to God in prayers, he prayed for many times, and after the prayer,

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

BODY ODOUR REMEDY FROM THE QUEEN


  Have you ever wondered why you sit next to a pretty gal /boy in any weather condition  and you just can't breathe properly?Have you tried to know how to stop those foul smell that can kill an ant ๐Ÿ˜Š?Have you ever wondered why your relationship fails most time ?I will be educating you all today on this crucial matter that seem to be an everyday stink to the body 
There are pple who go about with thw knowledge that they had the odour from birth and all that shit?The question is Do you know just lemon or lime can stop that smell,all u need do is cut the lemon or lime into 2 and use it to scrub ur armpit every day even cumcumber ,it will reduce the odour and stop buying cheap perfumes of 500,1k ,some perfumes mixes with ur sweat gives u a different smell that one will think goat just passed๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.Use designers perfumes or other 3k-5k perfumes. Trust me ,consistently used will give u a change of smell and u will come back saying Queen u are the best ..


Have a nice day all

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

GUYS PLEASE BEWARE......



I am still in shock....
Men Beware!!!!!

By Anthony Oha

On my way back from Enugu, I got really pressed to ease myself at an abandoned filling station. So, I got down from my SUV after parking off the road close to the abandoned filling station. Just as I squatted to begin the discharging of the unwanted thing out of my system, I saw a very huge snake moving out close to where I squatted. The sight of the snake got me frozen. I began praying that the snake should pass without observing my presence. Suddenly, as the snake crawled out into the road it turned into a human being: a beautiful, tall, fair lady.

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