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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

She Belongs To The Kitchen......EPISODE 10


Blessing: Hmmmmm, how will I get this man now, he is proving stubborn. I have always felt something for him the very first day my sister brought him home as the man she will marry. How will I get him to fall for me? or seduce him to a have s-x with me? even if its once, I really want him badly. Anyway, I will keep on trying and I know I have better chances because with my workaholic sister’s schedule I’m sure he is been starved of it. alright let’s be going.. **she said and went inside the kitchen to make fruit salad for herself before joining Vick in the sitting room.


Blessing: good afternoon uncle **she greeted him and sat beside him crossing her legs in a seductive way ** “you want some of the fruit salad or something more sweeter* she said gently rubbing her laps. she took some from the plate and tried to put it in Vick’s mouth but he held her hand before it would get to his mouth.

Vick: will you stop that rubbish! what has come over you? why have you changed so much?

Blessing: Nothing. just trying to help you, instead of you to be grateful to my kind gesture you were here pretending like you don’t want it. Even a blind man can feel that my sister is starving you. she preferred her job to you. See dear, a lot of men will fight to have this my body that I’m offering you free of charge and you are here pretending to be holier than thou. see uncle.. **she went closer to him and started touching his cheeks.

Vick: Just get your flirty hands off me. What is it? I can see you were sent to destroy my family but I will not let you. My dear your mission has just fell through. It won’t work! **he shouted at her**

Blessing: Oh Uncle just stop pretending, I know you want me as much as I want you or else you Want die of starvation .

Buck: You really are evil, more dangerous than you look. green snake in a green grass. But don’t worry, when my wife comes home I will tell her and make sure you leave this house tomorrow .

Blessing: Hahahaha, you really are so funny. My sister can even swear with her life that I’m just an innocent virgin. So telling her will just be futile or even give her the impression that you are the one trying to seduce her little innocent sister. But you can give it a try if u want.

Vick: I really cant believe all these were coming out of your mouth.

Blessing: you’ve got to believe it Sire and I will don’t anything to make you sleep with me. Don’t ever underestimate what a desperate woman like me can do. You are so cute. Maybe in your next life you tell God to make you ugly so that another blessing won’t be pestering you about. I’m going to my room now to take a nap. take care of yourself for me **kisses** she headed to her room laughing.

Vick: God please give me a job so that I will be leaving this house, I don’t want to be staying alone with this wolf in sheep clothing. **he prayed**

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Stephen: Kids let’s go to school, I’m really tired of trying to please you guys. do you know how much effort I put in making this food all you guys do is to complain especially Junior.. please let’s go I will buy food for you on the way.

He took them to school, on his way back, he branched to the market to buy the food stuffs his wife wrote on the list. he packed his car and went ahead.

Stephen: Madam, I want to buy groundnut oil, how much is this one **he said pointing at a particular one**

Seller: it N3000 sir

Stephen: haaa madam its too much na . this thing they are selling #1500 over there

Seller: Ooh! #1500? okay sir. just go down there. you can even get it for #1000 or free . Abeg commot for my shop make I sell market. na your type dey give their wife #500 to cook better food and still expect her to bring change. move it now before I pour you dirty water

Stephen: Haaaa madam what did I do to you now? or is it a bad thing to price something again? instead of you to tell me that you won’t sell it at that amount you started insulting me.

Seller: Oga carry your bad market commot for here joor.

Stephen left the woman’s shop and went somewhere else but still the same. he tried a lot of places before he decided to buy them like that, he went to the next shop bought everything , as he was still pricing the last thing he wants to buy another woman came to buy something as well, the seller gave her what she requested for and she paid.

The woman looked around, when she notice that Stephen wasn’t looking at her side, she switched her bag which was exactly the same with that of Stephen which was lying beside him and left before anybody notice what she did. When Stephen was about to put the last thing inside his bag, he opened it to his greatest surprise the bag was filled with all kinds of rubbish, including used baby pampers and used attachment and others. “Haaa what is this ? .this is not my bag…

The seller went and check what was inside the bag, she shouted and told him that he wasnt careful that was why the woman next to him switched it without him noticing now she is no where to be found.

Seller: Oga your money na #15, 800

Stephen: What? how do you expect me to pay for the things they just stole at your shop?

Seller: Oga abeg! wetin you dey talk? na me thief your bag? just pay me my money now or I shout and if I do… it will be a story for another day.

Stephen: Alright. how much? **he asked trying to bring out his wallet from his back pocket**

Seller: #15, 800

Stephen pressed his pocket but couldn’t feel anything like wallet “What! where is my wallet? I’m very sure I put it here… where is it then?

Seller: Oga wetin again? you dey waste my time ooh abi them don thief that one too?

Stephen: Patient woman! ** he searched all his pocket that was when he knew that he was in trouble cos he kept all the money he came out with inside that wallet and its obvious someone has taken it from his back pocket when he must have been pricing the stuff…. *** haaaaaaa see what too much of bargaining has caused me. I’m finished!********

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